for the thrill of it all

Are you feeling a lack of neon in your life? Has it been years since you teased your hair? Do you find yourself taking the synthesizer for granted? If you answered yes to at least two out of three of these questions, please call the Hall and Oates hotline: 719-266-2837


What was that number again?? 719-266-2837



But Paige, don't you have a history getting yourself on weird call lists?


I'm sorry. I'm not currently available to answer that question. Please direct all inquiries to: 719-266-2837



Is calling this phone number hard to handle? Like the flame that burns the candle? The candle feeds the flame?



Yes. Yes, it is. 719-266-2837