Happpyyyy birthdayyyy tooo YOUUUUUU:::::
HAPPy BIRRRTthhhHHDAYYYY TO YOUUUUUuuuuuuuu::::::::::
HAPPYYYYY BIRRRTHDAY, deeeearrrr PATTTCHHHWORRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
HAPPPPYYYYY.............
...........BIIRRRRTHDAYYYYYYYY.............
TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUUUU!!!!!!!!
........AND.....
MANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh. Just because you're 12 timezones away you thought I couldn't embarrass you? WRONG. Love. You. Mean. It. Hope it was the best one yet.